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Forty One

A Portrait of my family once a week, most weeks, in 2015 Willy: Has begun asking me if he’s having good hair days. It’s awkward. Hooper: Came upstairs to request a new shirt because the one he had on...

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Forty Five

A portrait of my family once a week, most weeks, in 2015 Willy: Tried blaming a fart-in-public on me but both boys called him out and said, “but mama doesn’t fart that much”. Hooper: Made a necklace...

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Portrait Series, 2016 | January

A portrait of my family once a month in 2016 Good golly miss Molly, talk about waiting for the last minute. Here I am lowering my expectations of myself — having dedicated myself to “a portrait a week...

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Portrait Series, 2016 | March

A portrait of my family once a month in 2016 Willy: expressed a desire to have his hair grow faster and asked if men can take prenatal vitamins. Hooper: Reached full blown kid status after naturally...

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Portrait Series | August 2016

A portrait of my family once a month in 2016 Willy: Requested a ‘nice shower cap’ for Christmas. Right now he looks like a lunch lady in the shower. Hooper: Gave himself a wedgie and then said, “Look...

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Portrait Series | October

A portrait of my family once a month in 2016 Willy: Turned Van’s sour-morning-mood with a game of pull-my-finger. Also spent last night watching rats in the backyard and is gloating over his homemade...

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Portrait Series | January

A portrait of my family once a month in 2016 Willy: Used some choice four letter words to a woman who gave us the stink eye, followed by the finger, after Sonny let out a few ridiculously excited,...

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Portrait Series | February

A portrait of my family once a month in 2017 Willy: Celebrated another year of life. Hooper: Asked why eleven isn’t called ‘one-teen’. Also lost his first tooth. Van: Saw a Marine walk into Staples...

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Portrait Series | March

A portrait of my family once a month in 2016 Willy: Got put on laundry duty during March Madness and spent a good 5 unnecessary minutes berating me about my underwear, referring to them as homeless...

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Portrait Series | April

A portrait of my family once a month in 2017 Willy: Had me hold a lighter to his butt when he farted and was then surprised when it blew up and singed his butt hair. For a guy that has done all the...

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